Things I'm not worried about as I get older

I realized today while rushing home from lunch that I don't fear ever being constipated. I had a regular cheese burger and fries. Homemade not even the fast food kind. No jalapenos, no wasabi mayo, no spicy relish, just a burger and fries. It wanted out of me so bad! I do worry about having to wear adult diapers when the muscle control starts to go, but constipation....forget it