Size does matter!

So the old saying bigger is better doesn't apply to everything I guess. Clothing seems to be the exception to the rule. Bell bottoms were at one time the hip thing. Big pants on small legs. Okay, it had it time I guess. Jams were also popular. We all wore them. Once again they had their time. Even hats were at one time the thing to have larger than life. I never wanted my hat to cover my ears, but some people did. Even baggy pants and long flowing shirts were a fashion statement. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE SUNGLASSES! I consider myself a semi-observant guy, but when a passing set of bug goggles whips my head around nearly causing a collision, that's a problem. All else is forgotten and attention is solely focused on those damn sunglasses. I have not been shopping for a female companion in more than twelve years, but I am pretty sure that a "face mask" would not help me chose the perfect mate. If I wanted to meet someone, the ability to see their face might be a positive. I don't want to have to sift through the whole hive just to get to the queen bee.