Contradiction

Many things in life contradict themselves. Jumbo shrimp, Random order, Quiet Riot. I just may be one of those things. I am a dude yet I have no problem watching a chick flick, in fact I enjoy most of them. I love to run yet my favorite foods are fries and hot wings, I even brew my own beer. Not seeing much improvement in my level of fitness there. I am a responsible adult who plays with children's toys. I, who constantly complains of being too busy, is always taking on a new task or looking for something to do. Hell I even sit down to pee.