Ahhh vacation

So I return to the hamburger incident. Not me this time. I am sitting here in the Portland airport, listening to my Ipod and people watching. Evidently my “situation” does not affect everyone. I have been intently watching a young gentlemen eat not one but two greasy sausage egg and cheese bagel sandwiches. He is also drinking only what I can describe as a two-liter mocha-cocoa-colon blow-latte. With whipped cream. In my experience this type of “diet” would result in a 20-30 minute window of “opportunity” before it will be dealt with. Add in the coffee as an accelerant, and I figure the guy has about fifteen minutes till blast off. The dilemma being that his plane begins boarding in 10 minutes. I’m sure that they will want him to take his seat as there is another plane boarding out of the same gate soon after. He is traveling to Philadelphia. I guess that’s probably a couple hours in the air. If he is anything like me and refuses to use an airplane bathroom. That boy is in some serious shit. Yes pun intended.